Today at work, I got something in my eye. Well, I don't exactly know what the deal was, but it was itchy and watering and driving me crazy. (that feeling is, in my book, one of life's most annoying occurrences) So I left the office and went to the bathroom to see if I could figure out the problem. This lady who works in the PR department and who I've hung out with some happened to be in there at the same time. She asked what was wrong and I told her that I thought something was in my eye. She said she would help me. I thought she was going to look in my eye. No. What did she do? SHE LICKED MY EYEBALL!!!! I am not even kidding. Before I even knew what was coming she held my eye open, stuck out her tongue and LICKED my eye! Full contact between her tongue and my eye. Has anyone ever heard of this method of stuff-in-the-eye removal before?
This is a prime example of why I chose the title I did for this blog. Sometimes, there is absolutely no other way to respond to what life throws at you other than to shrug your shoulders and go back to the office and finish making the "English Weekly" bulletin board. How else are you supposed to respond to someone licking your eye?
5 comments:
You have got to be kidding! Never heard of that one.
-KH
no way! that's hilarious. I'm curious if it worked too...she may be on to something.
Jill,
Oh my....I can't even believe that. What in the world?!?! I can't even imagine.
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Mother of Riley
Mrs. Byers! HI! I'm so glad you stopped in. I lost your email address in some computer problems I had a few months back. I would love to send you my newsletter! Can you re-send me your address?
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